You might be a Michigander IF:
  • you define summer as three months of bad sledding.
  • owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.
  • you know how to play euchre.
  • The Big Mac is something you drive across.
  • you believe *down South* means Toledo.
  • you bake with soda and you drink pop.
  • your Little League baseball game has been snowed out.
  • you know how to pronounce *Mackinac*
  • the word *thumb* has a geographical rather than an anatomical definition.
  • you have ever experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
  • you expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.
  • you know that Kalamazoo not only actually exists, but that it isn't very far from Hell.
  • your snowmobile and fishing boat have big block Chevy engines.
  • your year has two seasons: winter and construction.
  • traveling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon.
  • half the change in your pocket is Canadian.
  • you show people where you grew up by pointing to your right hand.